Post Auckland Trip

OMFG Christchurch is crap....

Compared to the night life or lack thereof in our good old chch, Auckland is just soooo so much better in almost every aspect.

1. The chicks are HAWT. And they know how to dress!! Unlike the 씨잡겄들 we see down here...

2. It's sooo warm, I can walk around with a t shirt all night and then sweat a teensy bit in the club due to dancing. Man it is good...

3. There are no F***ing white assholes shouting out "F***ing asians!!" outside from their cars. From now on, I shall locate the nearest solid object and attempt to connect it with their face. Auckland is pretty much run by asians, and any white/black/any other skin colour racist ass who says otherwise will apparently be stabbed by the yakuza/triads and his/her entire family will also meet the same gruesome fate. Take that beeeaaahhtcccchhh~

Bad stuff:
-Mosquitoes ALL OVER THE PLACE. But that must be expected with a place so warm.
-Indians who like to rip you off. Goddamn taxi driver... Let me meet him in a dark alleyway one day...
-It smells of rubbish, cigarettes from the fuckfaces who don't think of others and just a very NASTY smell from the people there...Which probably means that most of them are not so good in character as my nose tells me.
-Water is a tad foul. But yeah, chch water is kinda up there in quality.

But all that aside, help me decide which thing to get:

1. New laptop (parents may decide against this)
2. Samsung G800
3. Samsung G600